A new species of crocodile has been found in North America, Crocodylus
Gigantophallus, more commonly known as the COCKADILE! Cockadiles can
make their homes almost anywhere, but they are most comfortable deep in
your warm, wet hole! The Cockadile is easily identifiable by its scaly
reptilian hide, smooth underbelly, and its v-shaped head perfect for
thrusting in and out of even the deepest of crevices. This species is
known for its incredible stamina and a voracious need to feed. If you
think you can tame this beast, then cancel all your plans because the
Cockadile is guaranteed to work you til the croc-o-dawn!